Mesopotamian Geshes 

A unit that is literally equal to 240 seconds or 4 minutes (1/15th of an hour), an ancient time measurement used as a Sexagesimal System

2 Mesopotamian Geshes equals to 2/15 of an hour.

Mesopotamian Geshes by Kadhikeyen Udheyebelen April 6, 2021

Mesopotamian Mud Spread 

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

Mesopotamian Mud Spread by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Mesopotamian testicle tag

An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules

“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag“

Mesopotamian testicle tag by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024

Mesopotamian Bird Butting 

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

Mesopotamian Bird Butting by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Mesopotamian honey bath

You have a sticky gang bang with honey it’s an ancient ritual. What goes back to 2335 BCE

Sargon of Akkad had many Mesopotamian honey baths

Mesopotamian honey bath by Dystopian Willy guys December 4, 2025

Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet

a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself

Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

messopotamia 

A play on words (created by one Jon Stewart) which serves on The Daily Show as a reoccuring update on the War in Iraq. The term originates from the word mesopotamia, an ancient region of Iraq. The area was the home of numerous early civilizations and declined in importance after Mongol invaders destroyed its extensive irrigation system.

Other variation: mess-o-potamia, mess o'potamia

Here is the latest report..on messopotamia.

messopotamia by Athena Kay September 28, 2004