by pezecxo November 30, 2014
The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.
Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.
Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.
Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.
Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.
by MurphBerg December 31, 2010
An ULTIMATE wizard who can cast any magic spell in the epic game. Wizard101. He can cast guacamole nigga penis, give me your cake, ur adopted kid shutup, you're gay and finally nigger dance. Be careful messing with the mysterious ambrose.
by humungoppman123 April 21, 2020
by Omi lover May 6, 2022
this phrase arose from the trending ermahgerd dialect. A group of college kids in their 20s who work at a pizza shop in Richmond, VA spoke the phrase "feel the moll" (in reference to the drug molly) in the ermahgerd dialect, coining the phrase, "ferl the merl." One can also say they are ferrlin' or "ferrlin' the merl" lieu of saying "rolling."
**at a pretty lights show**
Zach: (stroking a soft fuzzy blanket & chewing on a straw) Ermahgerd
Andrew: What's up bro, ferl the merl?
Zach: ferrlin' the merl man.
Andrew: good shit, I'm about to be ferrlin' too
Zach: (stroking a soft fuzzy blanket & chewing on a straw) Ermahgerd
Andrew: What's up bro, ferl the merl?
Zach: ferrlin' the merl man.
Andrew: good shit, I'm about to be ferrlin' too
by QueenOfFerrlin October 18, 2012
The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
by chris t paine May 30, 2008
Merle Evans was the band leader for Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus for almost 60 years.
Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..
Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..
by A wife. February 6, 2010