When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
by amydingleberry August 5, 2006
A patronizing name used to get under a person's skin. Akin to Tony Montana's "meng" from "Scarface", which can also be interpreted as "man". Used along the same lines as the more familiar "champ", "chief", "ace", and "sport".
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 27, 2021
by Bigtittydaddy June 29, 2019
One of the worlds kindest Muslim Scholars, If you want to ACTUALLY learn about the beautiful religion of islam, you should watch him and follow him on instagram!!!
by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 25, 2021
luke menke is such a retatrd
by iethwiur January 14, 2019
armenian slang, meaning
"give this man space to heal" and ironically also
"don't leave this man to himself. danger."
"give this man space to heal" and ironically also
"don't leave this man to himself. danger."
by Krkič December 6, 2019