Another one from the big one "JT". Meaning beautiful full of grace. Jane Teevan has came up with a few in her time but this is the best. Creditgivenwherecredit is due.
She also has a varation on this one
Oh Harry they snowmen and reindeers make ma tree look awfy nancypretiful.
A sloppy undefined turd which is not quite solid yet not quite liquid. Theseoften occur after eating curry and they are very difficult to wipe from the anal area. At least half a toilet roll is needed to remove it and in some extreme cases even baby wipes are recommended to avoid the transfer of skiddage to underwear.
Mum!!!! Ive done a derge!!! You'll need to bring me even more bogroll!!!!