McVittie

when you shit in a blender, put your face in it, then turn it on Frappe´ and it cuts your face and you get shit in your cuts

david is in to the kinky stuff

i know he gave himself a Mcvittie!

McVittie by Poonhogs June 9, 2008

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McVittie Tits

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.

Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.

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Having fingered either a female or male the fingerer licks the remenance off their fingers.

"Fiona loves it dirty"

"I know mate, she gave me a McVittie Lick!!"

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Somebody who is beyond the relm of fit, and practically edible beacuse he is so totally hot.

God I love him!
He's as Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

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A phrase said to describe a pair of womans boobs that are so tasty looking they could be on a menu.

God, I love them McTitties! Bada bop ba ba I'm lovin' it!

Daaaaaamn! Did you see that order of McTitties on her!

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A man who has a fond love for his own breast. Not gay, but still prefers his breast over women’s...

Girl 1: How was that guy last night?
Girl 2: it was odd, he pulled a mctitties and wouldn’t stop playing with his own nips...

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someone who is attractive, a pun on the biscuit brand mcvitties.

look at her she is a propa mcfittie!

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