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Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!
Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

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a place where they siphon the toilets directly to the... uhh... "chocolate milkshakes"

a place where they clean up dried cum and use them for french fries

a place for freaks with red hair, noses and white faces

a place where sausages REALLY ARE pig and/or rat intestines
damn that's some really fuckin good McDonald's! wanna go add sumthin to their milkshakes?
by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

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Plastic shaped to resemble food. With chemically produced smell and "taste". Despite there latest move into salad, they are still the crappiest "restaurant" in the known world. People only eat there, when they a) Can't cook, b) Are stupid, c) Are broke, d) All above. Therefore...
Shit, I had to have F***ing McD's for lunch...

Excuse me sir, how does one clog ones arteries in the shortest period of time?
by leichenhalle August 29, 2003

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Inducing obesity since the dawn of time.

A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.

Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.

Cheap food that you regret eating later.
by Aimee Bee. May 16, 2009

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McDonald's=Shit

Shit=Gross

Gross=Mess

Mess=Cleaning

Cleaning=Hell

Hell=Bad.

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Don't Eat at McDonald's unless you want something to clean up.
by Mosher dude March 26, 2008

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A 100% comercial capitalist organisation that sells people crap instead of food. People still buy it, though, because they're stupid and want to play with the little and useless toys they give with happy meals. Actually, it's a hidden alien organisation that wants to take over the world, and it seems to be doing very well at it.
by Nat July 28, 2003

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A restaurant chain that strives to hire the dumbest fucktards to serve you the wrong order every time!
Me and my woman ran thru mcdonalds on the way home Friday night only to realize that when we got home,the dumb ass at the window gave us the wrong order like they do 9 out of 10 times!
by pipelayer24 June 24, 2013

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A place where they used to sell good food but now the hamburgers dont even look like the ones in the commercial and are now overrun by employed Mexicans.
person #1: so wat u wanna eat today?

person #2: ummm Mc Donalds!!!

person #1: Hell Noooo...

awkward silence....

person #2: Chipotle??

person #1: Now your talkin
by Kibbylaflare January 16, 2010

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