ashimattack's definitions

ultimest

pretty much speaks for itself...

the person/thing that is the the most ultimate

jordan - hey ash, i like your new AAR shirt!

ash - isn't it just the ultimest?

by ashimattack February 5, 2008

nive

originates from msn convos as a common misspelling of the word nice

or maybe its just me and toe...

msn convo:

toe - Hey! i got a brand new giant blink 182 poster!

ash - nive

toe - wtf?

ash - typo..

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

sexited

when you are looking forward to something, but you are too immmature to resist adding an 'S' to exited

toe - PARTY TONIGHT!

ash - i'm sexited!

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

McDonalds

A really shit fast food resturant that forgets your chips when you drive through...

*McDonalds server hands over bag of food*
McDonalds server - enjoy your meal!

customer - thanks

*drives home*

customer - hey, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHIPS??
(based on a true story)

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

niv-dog

1. nivea visage lip conditioner

2. a character in the all so popular story me and my cousin made about stuff from my pockets and some straws..

niv-dog, wanting to keep his identity secret but knowing he had to protect his friends, transformed into LIGHTSAVER DOG!

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

Shagster

A very cute and shaggy but extremely DANGEROUS MANEATING dog named shagster...

*teneille walking dog*

ash - oh, what a pretty puppy!! can i have a pat?

teneille - SHAGSTER ATTACK!!

*shagster mauls ash's face off*

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

bumblebee

the gayest and most loserish character on transformers, that my retarded little cousin (who i only hang out with coz i feel sorry for her) went to a party dressed as.

(i went as megatron = tre` cool)

teneille - GERBLAHHGEEOOOO

ash - shutup bumblebee

by ashimattack February 9, 2008