mccallister

A person who is strong, independent, atrative, person who kicks butt.

Darn I wish I was a McCallister

by Kelleiny August 8, 2015

The kevin mccallister

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

Kevin McCallistered

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

by Josaurus February 11, 2019

Tits McCallister

A man that has big man tits that is over weight.

Frank: Hey Tits McCallister
Billy: shut up its not my fault i have big man boobs its genetic

by smart but dumb June 2, 2010

Stephanie McCallister

The sweetest, smartest, most beautiful girl i know.

Wow, that stephanie mccallister girl is absolutely amazing!

by 7685 March 11, 2009

douche mccallister

someone who resembles part douche, part deuce mccallister and that eats the excrement of assholes. no one likes these "douche mccallister"s, because of their lack of brain activity and over activity of smell.

man, that pat galloway is a douche mccallister.

why do you say that?

cause he's a smelly douche-looking mother fudger and i cant stand the odor any longer.

by saucy mcgee May 28, 2008

Devin McCallister

He is a very sweet and intelligent person. I would be lost without him. He is the one I go to for everything. He has changed my life for the better. I love him with all my heart. If your friends with this guy, then you are a very lucky person.

I love Devin McCallister

by iloveyoubabes April 6, 2011