The greatest dorm on the Hillsdale College Campus was built as a physical manifestation of the higher things--Liberty, Truth and Beauty.
“Galloway exists in a state of perfection” ~ John Locke
“To be fond of Galloway was a certain step towards falling in love.” ~ Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"We will not say thereafter that the men of Galloway fight like heroes, but heroes fight like the men of Galloway!" ~Winston Churchill
A unit of measurement used for determining the size of one's penis. Similar to the 'guage' system, Galloways operate by calculating how many of one's penises fit the area of one S. Galloway penis which is approximately 10 inches long and 2.5 inches wide.
This is represented by whole numbers when said penis is less than and equal to one Galloway penis. When said penis is larger than one Galloway, fractions represent the area of said penis that is taken up by one Galloway penis.
Boy: Mine is three Galloways!
Girl: ...Are you joking?
Boy: Mine is one quarter Galloways!
Girl: Holy moly that's huge!!
A term used most commonly to describe a grossly overachieving douche. Where most people settle for one extracurricular activity, a Galloway not only joins every organization on campus, he becomes president of them all. Usually seen on stage during graduation and other important all campus events, a Galloway has mastered the art of suckling the proverbial teet of the university system. Galloways do not pay for college, nor do they pay for most meals, that is the university's job after all. Most want to hate Galloways for their blatant disregard for mediocrity, but fear that ostrization will result in hating the most loved person on campus. A Galloway is the one person that you would gladly let your girlfriend sleep with, in fact, it would probably make you more popular.
"Why is that asshole always on stage during campuswide lectures...what a douche"
"Dude, shut the fuck up that Galloway has enough clout to get you expelled"
"Dude that kid is in every publication our school sends out...he must be related to someone on the board"
"Nah...he is just a Galloway"
a fat cow, puts on too much perfume
galloway are raised as boys, but later get a sex change