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62.
Max
A boy who used to be the most amazing person in the world. A boy who used to make me laugh. A boy who never ever made me cry, except when he made a joke, then we would laugh till we did. A boy who has incredible hazel eyes that I used to think were honest. A caring person who has lost his way in life. A boy who broke my heart. An absolute jerk. Someone who can draw. Someone who never takes anything seriously, which used to be funny but is now immature and obnoxious. Someone who I lost before I had him. Someone who makes you think he's fallen for you, then goes and kisses your best friend. Someone who dumps you and then dates your best friend. Someone who you should stay away from unless you want to get hurt. Someone who lies. A heart breaker.
guy: why are you crying?
girl: because...
guy: is it max again?
girl: yep.
guy: well you're so pretty, he doesn't deserve you.
girl: i still love him.

max: HEYY GUYS!!! WHAT'S CRACKIN?
guy: can't you see she's crying?
max: yeah, so?
(max leaves)

guy: and you like him?

girl: yeah... :(
by wishingonastar June 05, 2011
 
1.
Max
Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"
by The Van Man May 29, 2006
 
2.
max
"Max"
Origin: Latin
Meaning: Diminutive of Maximilian: Greatest.
Commonly used with the word "Lightning"
Origin: Welsh
Meaning: lionlike; lightning
True to thier name all Max's are Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
" Max Lightnig..... "
by Danag boyz April 18, 2008
 
3.
Max
The ability to do nothing and still look so damn good.
Its like i want to eat you because you look so good, maybe if i eat you then i will be satisfied max.
by mmYumTomatoes April 15, 2008
 
4.
Max
The most amazing person in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. He's a super great boyfriend who's always there to lay a smile upon my face. He's sweet, funny, an idiot (in a good way), totally weird and crazy (also, good way), and just overall made of total win. I'm quite possibly the luckiest girl ever to be with him. Max.. Max.. Remember that name as the name of the most spectacular person ever. Max. My Max.
Max is super epic. No doubt about it.
by ManiacMoni December 17, 2008
 
5.
max
The act of doing fuck-all everyday, usually accompanied by beer, MSN and Nintendo 64.
I wish I could have a max-day.
Why can Max have a max-day everyday?
by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 06, 2008
 
6.
Max
What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.
Max: Hey, I'm Max.

Girls: *faint*
by destr0y3r July 25, 2008
 
7.
max
max truly does mean more
yo shaquanda u c max, hes got so much more!
by larsie May 28, 2006