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8.
max
A person with an extremely large penis, extremely huge!
OMG, that guy over there in the speedos is totally a max!
by afdasfgasfd July 10, 2008
 
9.
max
1. Extremely extreme, often other Maxs die after acouple days of skateboarding, because of bringing their "game up".
2. Under cover rapper.
3. Once addicted to caffine.
4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life
5. A male will a large reproductive organ penis.
6. Loves "cup noodles"
7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters
8. Friend of Bigfoot
9. most commonly all defenitions
1. c.s.i guy: A John Doe tried to 180 switch foot nollie over 24 stairs.
c.s.i guy2: damn it johnson another one in the same week
nameless pimp: his name musta been Max
Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max

2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle
Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect.
audience: DAAAYUUMMM

3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock?
Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig?

4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus
flourince: damn man your whack
*40 years later*
-wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too!

5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom
girl 2: Why you so happy?
girl 1: I met a max

6. jessica alba: you wana do it?
max: um okay do you have cup noodles here
jessica: um yeah
max: can i have it?
jessica: you wana do it?!?
max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles
jessica: um yeah here
max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES!!!!!

7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter
max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands.
Thomas the train: aw hell no!

8. max: aw damn man this is my song
bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club
max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc.

9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks assballs
luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles.
mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that
luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet...
mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well...
luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser
by max aka friend of bigfoot February 09, 2008
 
10.
Max
To get extremely high, to the point of not being able to stand.
"Dude let's get hella maxed tonight!"
by emirosesc February 11, 2008
 
11.
Max
Max.a lover, a bestfriend and an amazing guy all around. Stands up for what he beleives in and is always there for his girlfriend, even if she can get quite loony at times. Very funny and charming somtimes abit of a kluts but is definetly loved for it. He's very loving and caring and is the best person to be inlove with.
Person1 "isn't Max a little weird"
Person 2" Yes but he's my Max and I love it "
by mushy Willow May 20, 2011
 
12.
max
The act of consuming any large amount of food, eating a lot of something
I'm finna max on that burger and fries...watch out.

Oh man dude, I'm so hungry right now, I could probably max a fat-ass horse.
by Megan L-S February 25, 2008
 
13.
Max
He is a man's man and a woman's man. Everyone wants to be around him. He makes you smile just being in the same room as him. A lot of people take advantage of him. He still has a good heart even if it is a little closed off. He is very Strong willed and extremely intelligent. He is always entertaining it is never a dull moment when Max is around. If I had a man I'd want him to be a Max.
If there were a Max here no one would be bored.
by unparalleledunderstanding March 26, 2010
 
14.
max
one who has a tripod, or kick stand to rest on at any given moment. And who is also known as a hot chunk of man meat. For a lack of a better combo.
I wish I was Max, so that I could rest on my kickstand at any time.
by Grizaholic September 14, 2008