Max Is the lord and savior of us all, he is the one true lord and all shall bow to him. He is better than felipe
Max is a god
by Mex_Diex July 29, 2018
Max is the loyalest person u will ever meet. He is very intelligent & has a common sense reaction to most problems. Max is somebody u can go to with anything. He won’t judge u, he will give u advice & support. Everyone needs a Max.
Max is my best friend.
by l.f.e October 27, 2019
Max.a lover, a bestfriend and an amazing guy all around. Stands up for what he beleives in and is always there for his girlfriend, even if she can get quite loony at times. Very funny and charming somtimes abit of a kluts but is definetly loved for it. He's very loving and caring and is the best person to be inlove with.
by mushy Willow May 21, 2011
a Max is the sort of guy that is a triple threat: sexy, great personality and he's great in bed. the only downside to a max is that he tries to be all cool like and doesnt reveal his secrets. but all and all he is ridiculously sexy and an amazing guy
by sugartts144 April 23, 2011
Max is an english name - one that means your parents expect too much of you. Max is short for maximum, but you don't usually achieve this.
mum: WHAT!!?! ONLY 99%!? YOU FAIL EVERYTHING!!1! GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.
mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!
(A typical day for Maxes)
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.
mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!
(A typical day for Maxes)
by Mine Turtle June 19, 2013
The coolest little dude you'll ever meet. Sometimes it's a human name. Sometimes it's a dogs name. Max is very loyal. Max is a great cuddler. Max loves cookies. Max hates bedtime. He enjoys long walks on the beach, car rides on a Sunday afternoon, dates in the park, running, sex, food and he poops at least 5 times a day. Max is quite the character.
by ALCfit23 May 9, 2017
max is a amazing, fun, charming and handsome guy. his friends are weird and funny but nothing compares to him. he’s a out standing guy and no one could ever replace him. he’s good with friendships and relationships and will love you forever. if you get a max your one lucky person because youd be in heaven. max is the best person to be around and i’m very lucky to have him. i love him so damn much he is my rock and with his unconditional love he can support you through anything. oh he also has a big penis
girl 1: did u meet max?
girl 2: yeah.
girl 1: what was he like?
girl 2: everything a girl could dream about
girl 2: yeah.
girl 1: what was he like?
girl 2: everything a girl could dream about
by maxswife December 19, 2021