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Max
Max is a great guy who might ignore you for a while but when he talks to you again, it'll make your day. You'll wonder how you came to know such an amazing, hot, and hilarious guy. Likes to be rebellious and listen to death metal.
Oh look at Max. He's ignoring me again.
Oh my gosh, Max finally talked to me again! He's so fantastic...
by Crikey! It's a Chicken! April 12, 2011
 
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MAX
MAX: The all powerful creator of the universe. He/it molded our galaxy out of pure awesomeness with his/its bare hands. For him/it, ladies gather in masses just to be within of couple miles of his extraordinarily remarkable superbness. Sometimes modern language cannot even suffice! HE IS THE ἀλήθεια, THE ἄναξ, the list goes on..... basically max is the shit of all shits.
"MAX."

" Oh look! There in the sky! its MAX!"

" And once again the day is saved by MAX!"

" That sex was like MAX!!"
by oneundermax November 30, 2010
 
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Max
Max is a person who talks loudly and excessively. He is always trying to get a large amount of people to laugh, which he usually fails at. However, he can be funny sometimes. He likes to make jokes about current events, especially. Max also sometimes "crosses the line". Max can be annoying sometimes and can blatantly disrespect other people. He is also very intelligent and logical (especially in science). Besides that, he has a lot of good taste for sitcoms and most music.
Person#1: Hey, check out that guy who's trying to make that large crowd laugh.

Person#2: Geez, he's probably a Max.
by jonsash January 19, 2011
 
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Max
The most amazing person ever, will stand up for what he believes and tends to be very defensive for others but doesnt care about himself enough. Tends to get on well with Catherine's, Sophie,s and Natasha's. Needs someone who will match him in arguments and who needs someone to care about them (usually for lack of care of themselves).
I would love to find a Max
by KKlepd January 07, 2012
 
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Max
A super sexy guy who has a perfect personality and is super sweet. Never mean or rude but, is friends with some douches. He is somewhat quiet and does not like to be the center of attention. He is adored by girls because of his looks and his charm.
Girl: Who is that piece of perfection over there?
Guy: Oh that Max. He's a ladies choice.
by G-E-N-I-U-S December 25, 2012
 
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Max
a really hot and sexy guy who is an amazing friend. He is always there for you and can helpyou out of any depressive state. He will keep your secrets and never lie to you. He is super sexy and loves to kiss. He has a very nice body and when he takes you in his arms you feel safe, like he could save you from the whole world. He is loveable and charming. His music taste is small yet good. He usually listens to the RHCP. His favourite people are John Frusciante and Jade Buckley who he loves dearly. In short he is Max.
sexy, beautiful, brave, hot, loving, jade, sex, horny, awesome, incredible, damnsexy, Max.
by Binxjade September 20, 2011
 
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Max
Max is an english name - one that means your parents expect too much of you. Max is short for maximum, but you don't usually achieve this.
mum: WHAT!!?! ONLY 99%!? YOU FAIL EVERYTHING!!1! GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
Max: but -
mum: A FU<KING YEAR THEN B1TCH!
Max: Mum, i'm top of the class at everything.

mum: TEN YEARS! NOW STFU, YOU DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF MAX!!!

(A typical day for Maxes)
by Mine Turtle June 19, 2013