Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

mauzner 

The Mauzner is small, stocky, and aggressive creature famous for its thick pelt, originating from the forests that surround Minsk. The indigenous Mauzners were hunted to extinction during the late 19th Century, but one survives in captivity in Southern California.

A life spent hunting Mauzner is a well spent life.
- old Ukrainian proverb

mauzner by dbcooper2000 May 30, 2008

metzner 

Likes pinto beans, soft hair, can not be tamed, not yet domesticated, flys like a butterfly stings like a bee.

You're tweaking, you're such a metzner

metzner by Katted March 21, 2017

MatzeR 

the feeling of a hangover

i got wasted last night, and now i feel like Matzer

MatzeR by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Sachiko Metzner 

Sachiko Metzner is the most caring and positive friend. She cares for you when you are down and is so smart and helpful.

That Sachiko Metzner is the most caring person you'll ever meet.

Sachiko Metzner by ily3004 Philia May 9, 2019

Matzerilla 

One who make an unnecessary Italian suggestion

Barry: Wow, I'm full as fuck, that nine course meal was too much for me

Jimm: Yeh that's true, but shall I just get sum Spaghetti?

Barry: WTF! You Matzerilla

Chin Yang Shei: I think Jimmy has a point tho

Barry: You chink!

Chin: That was uncalled for, but hey shall I go and get out my pot of bolagnase?

Barry: Matzerillas the lot of you!

Matzerilla by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

Mattner 

A quirky mathematican, who spends too much time on the computer

Trent is a real Mattner. Trent spends hours on the computer investigating mathematical models...

Mattner by staite September 22, 2011