One who is is so consumed with details and perfetion that they spend more time "perfecting things" than actually living!

They slow everyone down, and cause even the most patient of people to explode in a fit of screaming rage yelling "hurry the %@#* up!"

Tom is so meticulous that it takes him 15 minutes to brush his teeth, and another 30 to floss!

meticulous by Anonymous November 20, 2003

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Meticulously Disheveled

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.

Meticulously Disheveled by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

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meticulous

meticulous: being very precise at a very efficient length of time that works best for all. Its the less perfect way of saying perfection..but meaning just that

He assassinated the man in a very meticulous manner. Nobody, not even the man knew what happened until it was too late.

meticulous by i eat philosophy for breakfast October 17, 2011

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Madiculous

An event or situation which is both maddening and at the same time completely ridiculous.

'Darling, the wardrobe you bought us has broken'
'Why is that, my dearest wife?'
It seems to have exploded due to the vast quantity of clothing I have shoved into it'

......'That's utterly madiculous'......'Get out'.

Madiculous by YouMeThemUs January 7, 2012

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