masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014

masturcation

to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.

I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.

by djtrurasta March 1, 2005

masturcation

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

by ireallydontcareabootit June 12, 2008

Masturcate

To eat and masturbate at the same time

Since he was very busy, Calvin would masturcate to save time

by tmHK October 31, 2011

Masturcate

Masturbating while eating a meal. A combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.

I really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but I'm short on time. Do I skip breakfast or skip masturbating? Maybe I'll just masturcate?

by Rixadork May 19, 2015

masturcate

The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.

Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.

by Manok October 18, 2003

masturcate

the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;

I masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.

by DMoney March 3, 2004