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A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage. Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something. |
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