Master Chode

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Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode

Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "

Master Chode by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011

Words you can keep

Chode Master General

a general master of taking chode up the ass

Joshua Dale Rosenberger was awarded the Chode Master General award for having the most chodes up his ass at one time and for having a nasty girlfriend

Chode Master General by bubbles333 March 6, 2007

chode master

a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide

Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*

chode master by haneman November 13, 2006

Chode Master

if your name is Blayne you are a chode master which means your penis in wider than it is long (LIKE BLAYNE)

dude do you know Blayne has a massive chode (yea i heard he's a chode master)

Chode Master by Not_cynic May 9, 2022

chode master general loaf eater

when someone eats a loaf of their master generals chode

that kid greg is a total chode master general loaf eater fo shizzle my nizz

chode master general loaf eater by pseudonym:( October 4, 2008

Chode master

Bryan mcnown

The chode master is on the loose again.

Chode master by Oh haha July 12, 2020

chode myster

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan

look over there, it’s a chode myster!

chode myster by fart697 March 14, 2019

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026