Most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. Known for the Redsox, Patriots, bad drivers, highways with two different names (128 is I-95, for all you out-of-staters), Dunkin Donuts, wicked bad gramma, friggin cold winters, wicked hot summers, unpredictable weather, and people who hate the New York Yankees.
I'm from Boston Massachusetts and I drive betta than you.
by Steve1988 September 14, 2005
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The state name that everyone hates spelling.
Tommy: Brian, how do you spell, "Massachusetts?"

Brian: Fuck you, Tommy.
by soske November 4, 2006
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Person #1: I'm from Boston
Person #2: Damn you. I'm from St. Louis and we're your bitch
by YankeesSuck December 10, 2004
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An imaginary location dreamed up by two people who can't spell.
I want to make fun of people from Massachusetts, so I'm going to make an urban dictionary entry for Massachusettes, 'cause I'm a huge douche.
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State where I was born, live in, and mostly likely will die in. The best state in the United States. It is a cold place in the winter months but never gets too hot and it is not as heavily taxed as most states these days, it is 34th out of 50 making the Taxachusetts insult obsolete now. It has more culture than the rest of New England, great universities, and an exstensive amount of history.
Massachusetts was the sixth state to join the Union.
by hasafienda January 18, 2005
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greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome
massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams
by Jared November 13, 2004
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