Mask

Something that you should wear during coronavirus but like almost nobody does anyway.

JUST WEAR THE FRICKING MASK! What's better, a minor inconvenience for an hour or a major inconvenience of being on a ventilator for a week?

Karen: I DON'T NEED TO WEAR A MASK! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Bob: Yeah, if you wanna potentially die and kill others with covid...

by sirswagger21 July 8, 2020

Mask

There are businesses big enough to thrive without customers that dont wear masks. There are also national chains that have suffered during the pandemic from all the lost customers. Most businesses have as much need of their customers spending as their customers have need of the goods and services the company/business provides. The idea is the king/queen has as much (or as little) need of his/her subjects as they have of their king/queen, and the king/queen/Pope was never the only one with the power to cut heads off, even if it's mostly the king/queen/Pope giving out all the orders.

The king/queen/Pope can live by his/her own mask policy, and everybody else can live by their own policy.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Mask

People don't need to be told who their heroes should be, and they also don't need to be told they only care about people around them if they wear a mask (or a cape for that matter).

You don't need to prove you care about someone by wearing a mask. They are free to think you're selfish asshole if there is any freedom left in what has been described as a free country (though a country where they force people to wear a mask doesn't seem like much of a free country).

by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021

Mask

A useless diaper people wear on their face because they think it does something.

Look at that covidiot wearing 2 masks.

by informedperson February 11, 2021

Mask

a paper substance that can be worn on your face, is reusable and keeps germs out

That's a nice mask you bought!

by 498129BMW December 24, 2022

Mask

The cringy animation an animator for coco melon made for dream.

That's what the mask is. That's what the point of the mask is.

by Ejsj November 3, 2021

Mask

An instrument of oppression or persecution in the eyes of anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers, and religious folks, who believe that they won’t be infected because they are divinely protected from any coronaviruses and their variants.

With loved ones and friends succumbing to the delta variant, more and more Trumpublicans and conspiracists in a number of red states are coming to terms that both the mask and the vaccine could protect them from infection and premature death—talks about 666-vaccination or mask oppression have suddenly evaporated.

by MathPlus September 12, 2021