mashed

1. Not only to be drunk, but to be drunk to such an extent that, upon entering the local chinese restaurant, you mistake a group of tamil guys for jamaicans and ask them in a low grunt "yo are you mashed"

2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican

"he was so mashed he asked those jamaicans if they were mashed"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"

by UrBan_deFineR November 11, 2005

mash

good guy to play the hmmmmmm game with and most lovely guy in the world who knows how to make me jealous

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i win!

by Charlotte May 28, 2003

mash

A female of 'duck like' or 'overhanging' proportions. Rather like sausage can be annoying, time consuming and also lies.

we cant come out, give me your wallet were skint!!

by paul chaffer August 18, 2005

mash

Considered by some to be undefinable, this term can be used to describe anything that is exceedingly gnarhoff. Popularized by Type I Degenrative Super Aids

That T1DSA jam brought the sick mash.

by Anal Rectification August 12, 2006

mashed

mic wernej as seen at nick warren

mic was soooo mashed at Nick Warren on saturday night

by sum guy March 27, 2003

mashing

To tickle one's fancy through the tickling of one's willy

Field was caught mashing for the seventh time today

by Alex vH October 28, 2005

mashing

destroying someone's or something's face due to anger

Leslie was mashing the fax machine because of all the faxes she received

by Bad Person February 11, 2009