mascara 

an item of makeup that people (usually women) wear to make their eyelashes look longer/thicker/darker/curlier.
Can't be put on with your mouth closed.

mascara is God

mascara by catsimps April 17, 2004

mascara wand

basically just talking about your man’s 🍆

“my mascara has a small wand…”
“my mascara wand is HUGE”

mascara wand by mynamestopherand February 1, 2023

mascara 

the one that is finally perfect for you after trying so many. u try so many different mascaras until you find the one and when you find that one mascara you keep getting it.

conversation about a couple:
“they are so cute together!”
“he’s her perfect mascara.”

mascara by future_milf777 February 6, 2023

Mascara Wand

A males penis

“my mascara wand is so small and is never soft”

Mascara Wand by chloe1705 February 7, 2023

bleeding mascara 

When a girl cries and her mascara smears down her face in a tear

GUY : dude my gf was bleeding mascara yesterday
DUDE : that sucks why did she cry
GUY : she heard rap and instantly started bleeding mascara

bleeding mascara by Josh Weimar June 5, 2005

Icy Mascara

An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.

Jack: Did you see Tiffany today?

Rick: Nah, Why?

Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot

Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.

Icy Mascara by xlbloodshedlx May 10, 2009

mascara face 

The dropped bottom jaw in a gaping "Oh" ( : O ) when applying mascara. It is often accompanied by a vacant no one home upward look in the eyes yet with a paradoxical focus at the same time.

My wife looks like a retard when she puts on her mascara and gives her mascara face to the mirror. Talk about gaping idiot! Man!

Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!

Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.

mascara face by Z train April 25, 2006