noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female's asshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.
Twas a rare catch that fine morning when I hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which I hope never to lay eyes on again.
by Skipper December 14, 2004
A person who enjoys fishing and the stonk market equally. Rarely seen in the wild, this semi-ratarded individual frequents stock message boards to shit post and share trade ideas.
A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.
Also a boomer
MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)
A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.
Also a boomer
MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)
by BigPenisMelonMan69696969420 January 17, 2022
A sex act involving the male fucking a girl and then using the shocker move to lift her up while she is bent over and then his friend enters the room and snaps a picture of the two.
by Dan and Dave September 3, 2003
So we were getting busy last night and she wanted something more risque. So I gave her the dirty Marlin.
by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017
When a guy is having sex with a chick and his buddy is hiding in a closet with a camera. Once the guy having sex yells, "Gotcha!" he hooks his finger in her mouth like shes a fish and his buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture.
by Rush, a.k.a. Rabbit July 15, 2008