Maritina 

Maritina has a beautiful face and soul. She is so thick and everyone would like to be her partner. She is quite aloof and antisocial but still her beautiful personality blooms in every situation. She is cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. She is kind of caring but her honesty seems to hurt people sometimes. She loves clever people but despises the cringy, stupid ones. Overall Maritina is the person everyone looks up to. She is perfectly perfect!

"Oh my god i can't handle the amount of perfection this girl carries! Who is it?"

"She is Maritina my best friend. "

Maritina by cartIiiI January 17, 2021

Maritime Goggles 

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.

Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05

Maritime Goggles by MSA6219 October 2, 2009

Maritimesexual

A sexy man who dresses in turtlenecks, short-brimmed hats, rain boots and has a ruggedly sensual beard, typically smoking a pipe

Everyone can tell Jeff was a maritimesexual by his sea-swept hair, fondness of the open sea and occasionally belting out a sea shanty.

Maritimesexual by Druminator January 15, 2015

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"

"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by JRock April 21, 2005

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.

"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006

maritime mud gun  

After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous

E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks

maritime mud gun by darren letson March 23, 2008

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'

'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by Ray September 10, 2004