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A group of people who pride themselves in being strict and hardcore to the outsider. Someone who takes pride in how the uniform looks on them, but cannot even spell ASVAB (not asvap dumb ass) an abbreviation of the test required to enter any military branch. This strange group of people are happy living in conditions that make the ghetto look like Beverly Hills. They make fun of what they don't understand ie. the Air Force and the Army. A group that is proud of the fact that they were in Fallujah and stirred up a hornets nest. However they forget to mention the Army had to come in and save their asses. It is a given that their ]Basic Training] is among if not the toughest, but being stronger than the man or woman beside them does not make them bullet proof. Being in the US flying a UAV or hiding behind the Army does. These people think that they are better than every one around them, but are in fact no different than any of the people around them. All signed a voluntary contract, all proudly serve (however misguided it may be), and all would die proudly in battle for the country they serve and protect. The biggest difference between any other branch of the military and Marines is the fact that all other branches have the ability to use common sense
Wow, are we on a Military installation or did we go to the ghetto? I thought military bases were well kept. I guess the Marines here in Hawaii don't know how to maintain their buildings.

Dang I saw that guy in the gym every day too bad his brain wasn't strong enough to tell him to get out of the way of that bullet.

Why don't Marines have their own medics? Because they rely on the Navy for everything else they figure what the hell we will use theirs since none of our guys are smart enough to learn how to do it.

I guess the Army gives all the junk helicopters to the Marines. They are the only branch to still rely heavily on the Huey and the Cobra. Hello try upgrading to a Black Hawk or an Apache!! They are newer and more sophisticated machines never mind simplicity is more your cup of tea. SORRY!!

ALL MARINE PAYCHECKS ARE SIGNED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY]!!
by Bigious Alious May 02, 2009
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The USMC is over 222 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an M-16, and our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,
MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!
Every waking day of a U.S. Marine.
by GI Jane July 21, 2006
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First to go. Last to know.
No example known.
by CeBe December 22, 2003
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No better friend, no worse enemy.
The Marine kindly shook a child's hand in the morning and kicked major insurgent ass at night.
by Sgt. Zim March 20, 2006
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A volunteer branch of the United States Armed Services who historically have protected, are protecting and will continue to protect the freedom and rights of all Americans. The same brave men and women who help to uphold the first amendment right that allows us various freedoms, such as the freedom to submit slang terms to this site.
"The duty of the United States Marine Corps is to uphold the freedoms that all Americans enjoy."
by Roger August 27, 2003
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When you absolutely, positively need something blown up before noon, this is your team. They always remember to bring their Corpsman to keep them alive.

They only have 2 jobs to do;

1) Take the land our our enemies, and
2) Kill anybody who try to stop them from doing job #1.
Follow the dust and smoke to find the fallen terrorists the Marines just killed.
by Philbilly January 05, 2005
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A group of incredibly intelligent and brave men who do everything in their power to protect our country! They diserve great respect and admoration!
Marines kick A**!!! Semper Fi!
by A Friend February 27, 2005
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A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.
People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005
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