Manalogy 

A subcategory of Mansplaining in which a man uses a redundant analogy to explain something that is easily comprehended by 99.99% of people.

Dude: "So I was driving my car and then had to stop at a red light, it was so annoying. This is just like when you're walking and have to stop at a pedestrian crossing".

Chick: "Oh thanks, I wouldn't have understood your anguish without your manalogy".

Manalogy by Moccodile April 7, 2020

Manalogy 

An analogy or metaphor derived from a predominantly male-centric subject, usually at the oversight of females in the room. A manalogy is best appreciated in a corporate setting.

In a company-wide meeting...

Marketing VP: "Our marketing game plan is totally off, it's time to get off the sidelines and start playing hardball!"

Jen whispers to Margaret: "F-ing manalogy."

Manalogy by FuriousNick September 2, 2009

manalogue 

(Noun)The inevitably male diatribe on the subject of sports teams, cars, women, fitness etc regardless of the interst shown by the listener

"Yeah i had to interupt Craigs manalogue on his gruelling training schedual"

manalogue by Saul Fajerman July 2, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016