To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
by Cmakow1986 January 12, 2011
Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.
Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!
That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.
That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010
Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it
Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014
The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*
"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
by Nemephosis July 3, 2013
by Dreamz January 21, 2008
A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).
"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006
Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).
Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.
by Markiwi September 14, 2006