To take a non-existent, yet plausible-sounding word, and give it a definition. Words like telecrastination
and pretty much everything else on Urban Dictionary are what is called Word Cruft.
Tim: Hey, did you see the latest pictures of Brooke Shields? What a babe-o-rama! I'd definitely like to ramjam her!
Jim: Lay off the word cruft already, Tim.
The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*
"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
When you are involved in a long drive and your ass starts to get sore or numb. Travel Ass is not limited to just car trips, but the terminology changes to match whatever activity is involved with long amounts of sitting and going numb. When you play video games for too long, it becomes Gamer's Ass. When you work an office job, it becomes Office Ass, etc.
Ted: Man, that was a long trip. I had difficulty getting out of the car.
Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.
Ted: *stands up*
Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?
Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.
Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.