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Magic Monday

A magical day of the week where its the worst day of the week, but you and your friends will try anything to have fun. This can include: "Paper Barrel Basketball", "Wheel Chair Races", "Chopstick Mosquito Frenzy", and even the dreaded game of "I-Spy.
Dude 1: Dude, what you want to do today? I'm so bored...
Dude 2: Broski Its a Magic Monday We can do anything today. Let's go challenge the fat guy next door to sumo Wrestle.
Dude 1: Let's do it, I totally forgot its a Magic Monday.
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Manic Monday 

The beginning of the week: For work and/or school resulting in depression is a genetic condition that is triggered either spontaneously or from a significant amount of emotional pressure, associated with it being Monday!
Manic Monday....sigh...4 more days until the weekend.

Manic Monday 

A continuation of the days of the week related to typical alcohol consumption. i.e. Screwed Up Sunday, Manic Monday, Twisted Tuesday, etc.
Bob: You ready for Manic Monday?
Joe: I've always been more of a Thirsty Thursday person, but I'm up for a new challenge!
Manic Monday by carcar123123387 August 21, 2012

manic monday 

An unemployed workers first day back at a different position, with less pay.
Man if i would have known i wouldn't even get my own cubical, i would have slept in on Manic Monday and continued to collect unemployment checks.
manic monday by oscarl January 14, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026