Macumber

The act of drinking so much moonshine or alcohol that you transition through all types of drunks (Angry, Happy, Sad, Obnoxious, etc.)

Gregg is so drunk he's macumbering.

I feel like a therapist when I see Mary macumbering like that.

Macumber by derwent8854 September 29, 2011

Rusty McCumber

A sexual act that involves an unexpected 69. Where the man is unwillingly placed in a position that involves oral sex on the female vagina.

Bob: "Last night i got caught off guard when my gf was giving me head. She swung her body around my dick, and told me to hop to it"--
Bob's Friend--"Dude, you got a Rusty McCumber??!!"

Rusty McCumber by dirtyPan March 8, 2011

mancumber 

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

mancumber by BrettS June 25, 2005

maycumber 

An amazing person with great looks that super smart but will never get the perfect summer bod,and they also love spongebob

The maycumber sent Funny memes

maycumber by Hahahahaha Jackson May 16, 2017

mancumbered 

Encumbered by having a bf

I would have loved to date you, but you were mancumbered at the time

mancumbered by transphasic1981 July 29, 2019

Macomber 

A woman who can shrink a cucumber-sized penis just by being in the same room as it. Macombers are generally obnoxious, and intrusive.

Derived from the words deMAsculate and cucumber

That macomber needs to get out before I lose my hard-on.

Macomber by intrusivepeoplesuck March 4, 2010

McCumber 

A bitch with 0 personality and lumpy legs

"Wow she's such a McCumber, she ugly as hell"

McCumber by Smol Cat Child September 3, 2016