The ugliest woman
in the nightclub.
Probably wearing a cropped top and a short
skirt, neither of which should be seen
on anyone with
such a high bodymass index as her. Most likely
owner of a "cheeky devil flicking you the finger" tattoo in some
random place on body but due to the huge expanse of flesh and lack of clothing you are going
to see it. You will not be sure that the stretch marks
are due to her obesity or worse, she has actually had kids!
Inexplicably, seems to be going
the thinest, weasel faced, rip off designer clad guy in the nightclub.
"Jesus, will you look at the nick of that hypocrocogryph?!"
"That? Oh my God, Do you have
you camera phone handy? I need to show the kids what happens when
you eat too many McDs!"
"Look she has a boyfriend!"
"She must of shagged
him thin, either that or likes his mancumber