Able to be, or have been, disected, chopped, sliced or in any other way totally fucked by a machete.
by PsuedoFunny July 18, 2008
A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.
by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
by vayne arelius February 13, 2010
a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.
by ltdelicious May 4, 2009
To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.
by rustyspikeshackleford March 21, 2011
Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.
by skown February 19, 2011
A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004