The act of sticking a stalk of celery out of your butt and lying naked, face down on the floor. Your chick then proceeds to begin fucking the celery as the celery as it simultaneously penetrates your ass.
by KnightLite October 10, 2010
When in time of need and no condom can be found, the ability to improvise a condom out of available materials.
My boy steve was about to fuck this bitch but he didn't have a condom so he pulled a MacGyver and used the saran wrap from his sandwitch, a paper clip, rubberband, and krazy glue to make one.
by Imoja, max.biatch, and yung city bandit August 8, 2004
While a female is jerking off a male she discovers there no other lubrication around and chooses to use her own vaginal juices to assist in lubricaion in the jeck off session.
Honey do you have any lube? No. She then wipes her vagina and uses the acquired juice as lube and thus used The Macgyver.
by XXXguyXXX October 14, 2009
A multi-function tool similar to a swiss-army knife, but usually built around another tool (such as a pair of pliers). They come in various sizes.
by darkwing_duck1a March 31, 2004
multi-ended (yet budget) tool created out of a plunger, a broom handle, a 3 year old bag of chips, a squirrel's left hand, and a telephone (or similar such objects), used to pleasure women of 30 years old or younger. please, no old hags.
oh, and especially black people. the Macgyver loves that dark chocolate.
oh, and especially black people. the Macgyver loves that dark chocolate.
by motha fucka April 12, 2004
To manuever oneself indirectly in social aspects of life. Jumpstarting a conversation with pure bullshit.
by John Wineman September 17, 2007
The act of planting ones' hands on the ground and simultaneously propelling ones legs outward in a kicking motion to strike an object with great force
by master macgyverer March 6, 2006