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A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.
Gertrude: "So Frank, did you hear about Walt's little doctor's visit? Seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. Let me tell you..."
Walt: "For Christ's sake! Shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!"
by Nick D August 19, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone
Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!
by Anonymous November 12, 2002
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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You are an old bag, with old bag titties.
by goeatbugs April 21, 2015
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...

Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
Most old bags belong to the bitchin' and moanin' (B&M) club.
by Jimbo Creamer July 25, 2010
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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