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Not only does Zac suffer from a red raw case of MPS, but he's well on his way to being our generations male version of Liza Minneli.
by nottobemessedwith June 11, 2009
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Micro Penis syndrome. It is when you have a tiny dicko and it falls out when you have sexy time.
My boyfriend has MPS so I don't have orgasms and I love to queef
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Stands for "Memes Per Second".
This refers to how many memes may be uploaded to a server or holder per second.
Billy was banned from the server because he exceeded the MPS limit.
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MPS(Mud Puddle Submarine)- While dipping on Copenhagen, you spit on the girls ass hole making a small puddle and then stick your dick in her ass, as if a submarine was submerging underwater.
"Last night I MPS this random snaggle cause she didn't have KY"
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Acronym: Miserable Prick Syndrome
A medical illness term for when you become a miserable prick for no reason. Comparable to a woman’s, But for men
Charlie got hungry and had to wait a few hours to eat so MPS kicked in.

Charlie ate Chick-fil-A, and suddenly he had a case of MPS.
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by Sean01 June 10, 2012
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Because of that damn MPS of a girlfriend I got on my ass.
by chinegra1000 June 02, 2010
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