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monetizing brandwhore

A blogger who is only interested in receiving free products, trips, or publicity by exploiting brands and sponsors in order to gain exposure and drive more traffic to his or her blog (to make money).
Look at Buffy, pimping her latest blog post everywhere for the tenth time today. She's such a monetizing brandwhore.

mobilizing mah troops

The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge
nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long i hope marrissa blows me soon
chris: cool man