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Major League Gaming. Eat doritos, drink Mountain Dew. Stuff is good in MLG.
I crap i'm so freakin MLG bruh
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A group of 8-12 year olds screaming about "Getting reked" and "360° Quickscopes" They also call you a hacker and tell you to 1v1 them if you kill them.
MLG Kid: "U wot m8? 1v1me faggot I'm MLG"
Online player: "Shut up already! You are probably an 8 year old. Just play the game."
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Acronym for Major League Gaming, a competitive gaming league. Known for hosting large tournaments in games such as League of Legends, Starcraft, Halo, and Call of Duty.

Also known for its very elitist community, both fans and players on the pro circuit. For example, with Halo 4, the MLG community was quick to abandon all the new features and abilities that Halo 4 offered, as they weren't "competitive" enough, and instead chose to use settings that were pretty much the same as those used in Halo 2 and Halo 3. MLG later dropped Halo from the pro circuit, partly due to Microsoft's deal with Virgin Gaming, and partly due to the settings being too different for the players to handle.

So, in short, these players live in the past and refuse to adapt to changes made in the games they play because that would mean learning new game mechanics, and that would just be the end of the world.
MLG Tryhard: Holy shit you guys suck I bet none of you can't beat me in a 1v1!

Average Player: Alright, let's do it. Infinity Slayer on any map.

MLG Tryhard: Ha no way dude. I'm MLG I only play BR starts since that's the most competitive bro. What a scrub!

Average Player: Says the guy who can only win using the "MLG" settings. If you're so good, then you should be able to win no matter what settings are being used.

MLG Tryhard: Man fuck off you're just a dumb casual! I'm gonna go find a Gamebattles match now since I don't have time to deal with noobs like you!
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An organization in the United States for professional gamers. Is an acronym for "Major League Gaming." Many great gamers have been professionally signed by MLG. As of now, they mainly focus on Halo 2 tournaments. They also post 'official' gametypes for Halo, Halo 2, and other games, so the gametype is fair and perfect. For example, an MLG game for Halo 2 Team Slayer would be battle rifle spawn, human weapons on map (no sword for fairness), etc. Many believe MLG is a lame gametype, though others practice it often in hopes of getting good at it. By the way, if you'd like to be funny, next time someone wants to play MLG over Halo 2 over XBL, ask them, "What's MLG? Does it stand for My Little Gun?"
Those MLG bastards! They won't let me play in the upcoming tournament for my city this weekend.
by Host3ntropy June 19, 2005
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1. Acronym for Major-League-Gaming, a videogaming organization that hosts pro circuts in a variety of games from shooters to fighter games.

2. Adjactive- to describe somthing as cool (usually in a sarcastic manner)

3. Someone who participates in MLG is often labled as a professional gamer or MLG (somtimes being sarcastic). Some of the more popular professional games are sponsered by companies.
1. guy1 "Hey, are you going to the MLG event this week in dallas"

guy2 "Hell ya, Ive been practicing my Zerg rushes all week"


3. guy1 "wow whos that douche yelling over xbox live"

guy2 "Some mlg faggot"
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Men Lacking Girlfriends, aka "pro" gamers
Lgerrious: "Damn, bill went 69-0 in team deathmatch."
Dshean: "He's mlg dont worry"
L+D: "dude you're a senior in college..."
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Major League Gamers. They are people who love Doritos and Mountain Dew they also enjoy quickscoping everyone and often exploit games. People often get pissed at them and rage. They are also pretty much an elite group of hackers or gamers who love doge and will also say illuminati confirmed!!!!!
I, myself am not an MLG Gamer but I'm pretty good.
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