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It stands for Major League Gaming. AKA Major Loser Geeks. It's full of nerds with white pasty looking faces who sound like goats when they talk playing halo 2 with each other in order to get them aroused for their circle jerk. Some people actually consider it a sport. Well, if it IS a sport, then it is the only sport i ever heard of where the best players are the ones who are lazy fat asses who never get off the couch and can't get any girls. Completely ironic if i do say so myself. However, they do have very strong hands due to frequent masturbation and constant use of the fingers and thumbs to "pwn nubs". xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "OMG WTF MY NO SCOPE DIDN'T KILL YOU WTFFFFF!!!!!!!! fuckin bee ess!!!!!!!"
MLGJohn: "axxxxxshully, YOU MISSED ME CUSH U CAN'T NO SCOPE FOR SHIET CUZ U HAVE NO SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I play in MLG so therefore my penis is larger than yours and i have more skill at life." xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA WELL.....UR A FIAG! AND I DIDNT MISS CUZ I NEVER MISS CUZ MY NAME IS FWUCKING NO SCOPE SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE HOST! YOU'RE GARBAGE! NO FUCKIN SKILL!!! MIIIHHHHH!!!" MLGJohn: "AXXXXXXSHULLY EYEPWNU ANNNNND I GET PAID TO PLAY CUZ IM SPONSORED SON! OH AND I ACT OUT HOW I AM GONNA PLAY BEFORE I PLAY SO I CAN MAXIMIZE MY PWNAGE POTENTIAL!" xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA.....WELL.....UR GAY!!! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! *Presses B to leave to leave the post game lobby*" every girl in the world "wow these kids are fuckin NERDS!" |
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An organization in the United States for professional gamers. Is an acronym for "Major League Gaming." Many great gamers have been professionally signed by MLG. As of now, they mainly focus on Halo 2 tournaments. They also post 'official' gametypes for Halo, Halo 2, and other games, so the gametype is fair and perfect. For example, an MLG game for Halo 2 Team Slayer would be battle rifle spawn, human weapons on map (no sword for fairness), etc. Many believe MLG is a lame gametype, though others practice it often in hopes of getting good at it. By the way, if you'd like to be funny, next time someone wants to play MLG over Halo 2 over XBL, ask them, "What's MLG? Does it stand for My Little Gun?" Those MLG bastards! They won't let me play in the upcoming tournament for my city this weekend.
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Men Lacking Girlfriends, aka "pro" gamers Lgerrious: "Damn, bill went 69-0 in team deathmatch."
Dshean: "He's mlg dont worry" Bill: "SHUT UP! I ASKED A 4TH GRADER SHE SAID YES." L+D: "dude you're a senior in college..." |
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Stands for Major League Gaming and hosts events for competitive video gamers. By placing high at these events you are signed to be a professional gamer. It also is a matchmaking playlist in the video game Halo 3 with specific settings and gametypes. XBL try hard: "Get raped you MLG cunt. Oh you're on the BAMF Ladies? Damn they are the hottest girl gamers! Marry me?"
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1. Acronym for Major-League-Gaming, a videogaming organization that hosts pro circuts in a variety of games from shooters to fighter games. 2. Adjactive- to describe somthing as cool (usually in a sarcastic manner) 3. Someone who participates in MLG is often labled as a professional gamer or MLG (somtimes being sarcastic). Some of the more popular professional games are sponsered by companies. 1. guy1 "Hey, are you going to the MLG event this week in dallas"
guy2 "Hell ya, Ive been practicing my Zerg rushes all week" 2. "COLLATERAL NO-SCOPE, MAN IM MLG" 3. guy1 "wow whos that douche yelling over xbox live" guy2 "Some mlg faggot" |
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A term used in the Gaming community and abbreviation for Major League Gaming but often used as a gamer who has a high level of talent. Kid 1: Wow this kid just got 21-0 on search and destroy
Kid 2: Ha he is MLG |
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The worst group of people- they have no fuckin lives and they think they're the shit. No one likes them, they fucked up Halo 3 and they are faggots wow i had 24 kills last game but we lost cuz A faggot was on the other team-MLG
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My Life Good, an exclamation of happiness. I just won the tournament! MLG!
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