Max Macek

This urban legend is a pole vaulting master, who is rumored to be living in the basement of J.D. Jump. When Mr. Jump was confronted about this rumor, he told the police that it was a false accusation and that they should “skadadle”. Max also had a special relationship to Key Randolph, his former coach for pole vaulting. Max’s killer curves were able to seduce his fellow queers and lead him to being the greatest pole vaulter in history. Though Max has not been seen in years, his life is still appreciated by the St. Christopher’s community as a valiant stallion who was also a cutie patootie. Long live Max!

This girl on my street is so goddamn thick, I thought it was Max Macek!

Max Macek by BeastlyXGamerBro February 25, 2018

long-legged mack daddy

A mack is an exploiter and master of pimps, and a mack daddy is someone exploiting and ruling over macks.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for then senator, later president Barack Obama.

Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.

long-legged mack daddy by Magnus Johansson November 16, 2012

maciek's girlfriend 

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.

Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today

maciek's girlfriend by macieklover221 November 26, 2020

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Macee 

Macee is the kind of girl with lots of friends and a slight attitude. She’s sassy but sweet. Macee is smart. Macee tends to like boys around her age and her height. Many people adore and love her.

Macee is not afraid to be herself. And although she can get annoyed quickly and she’s SUPER loud she is the kind of friend you want in your life. Macee is extremely talented and is always trying new things to expand her experience even if she isn’t good at her new “hobby”.

If you meet a Macee NEVER let her go. Because she is the best listener, and will always be there when you need her

Macee is sweet.

Macee by Gabi409 April 24, 2018

Mack Up 

To engage in sexual activity with someone, or as the kids say these days, to hook up.
Basically you hundo p are getting frisky with someone.

Sammy: You going to Jen's tonight?
Noah: Hell Yeah! You know I Mack Up
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Mack Up by weiny0402 November 9, 2018

Maciek 

A hot human being who is very special

Wagwan Maciek

Maciek by Bruvwagwan March 25, 2021