5 definitions by weiny0402
Noah: Dang it sucks we're still in quarantine
Sammy: Yeah but at least we can still hit 'em wit a chia
Noah: Oh, so I guess we're in quaranchine!
Sammy: Yeah but at least we can still hit 'em wit a chia
Noah: Oh, so I guess we're in quaranchine!
by weiny0402 March 28, 2020
when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
by weiny0402 November 8, 2018
Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”
Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
by weiny0402 January 19, 2019
Often followed by the high pitched squeal of “fuh some”, the hand movements of “all around” and the idiotic use of “Dolby 4.5”, this triumph of the english language is used to show a fellow human that you agree wholeheartedly with whatever they have just stated. While some may think it is just a word, it is in fact the quintessential human expression of good faith. The use of this word is always accompanied by a fist bump to the person that you are agreeing with.
It is tradition that this word should be said in a voice that is two octaves higher than anyone’s normal voice.
It is tradition that this word should be said in a voice that is two octaves higher than anyone’s normal voice.
by weiny0402 February 16, 2019
To engage in sexual activity with someone, or as the kids say these days, to hook up.
Basically you hundo p are getting frisky with someone.
Basically you hundo p are getting frisky with someone.
by weiny0402 November 10, 2018