M-Fail 

When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.

Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.

M-Fail by B.K.75 December 11, 2011

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

I'm going to fail this test by Geckoli December 8, 2023

I’m going to be a failure 

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

I’m going to be a failure by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

MFAILO 

My Fucking Ass Is Laughed Off

Johnny and Sue lol'd and lmfao so much eventually Sue told Johnny MFAILO.

MFAILO by Hitman2/3 January 19, 2010