a gathering of males, typically straight, who gather and sleep in one place, usually due to excessive drinking during a "guys night", (variation on slumber party)
Man, we got wasted at Toby Kieth's I Love This Bar (and grill) and just had a lumber party at Dan's afterward since no one was in shape to drive.
by etitan July 30, 2010
A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.
by Alex "Dildo Baggins" April 14, 2007
by thetommeister March 7, 2009
When you need wood, but you ain't got no dough - shop Midnight Lumber for all your skateboard ramp building needs.
by PoppinKream March 1, 2019
I’m so horny right now I’m going to get a rest room pass and go bust lumber.
She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.
Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.
She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.
Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.
eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010