Kieth

She is the most incredible, beautiful, perfect girl you could imagine. She's more loving, caring, and considerate than anyone else I have ever met. She's my perfect girl, my one and only. And I truly think she's perfect. If she's reading this, she's probably disagreeing, but that's only because she can't see her own beauty.

I love her so much, I hope she knows that.

Me: Hey, have you heard about my gf Kieth?
You: bro, you never stop talking about her smh

by PencilLead ;) July 24, 2022

Kieth

Somebody who waits for something to blow over so they don't have to anything

He won't do anything he's such a Kieth

by DYlan8468 July 30, 2019

kieth

how dumbasses spell the word keith

kid: hey kieth.
me: what a dumbass you are

by EZZ07 November 8, 2018

kieth

Horse Fucker

Kieth fucks his harem of horses.

by Potjamas March 28, 2020

Kieth Donato

1.The dumbest fuck you can find.
2.Being repeatedly hit in the balls.

"Man,stop acting like such a Kieth Donato!"

"Damn, you just totaly Kieth Donatoed him in the balls!"

by Duffman November 19, 2004

Kieth Montana

A 16 year old upcoming rapper that also wants to inspire others aswell

Hey bro you heard about kieth Montana?
Yea his songs fire and he underrated af

by Hitz October 17, 2021

The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK February 21, 2011