A trilogy of extremely long movies based around migdets walking to a volcano. Whilst watching this trilogy boredom will consume your soul!
by Jamie Hibbert February 7, 2008
by Poopshlooper200 August 15, 2014
1)An arse lovin, poo punchin, butt stabbing, fudge packing professional
2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.
2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.
1)Getcha dick outta my ass dammit, I ain't no fricken Lord of the Rings.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).
by Big Babycakes May 17, 2006
The ultimate accomplishment for a male against that of the female species. Used when denoting completed sexual acts against either a girlfriend or other female relation, and only claimed when the 3 key rings have been conquered (vag, anal, gobby) or other combo of 3 where the shape of entrance forms an O (Ring).
Person 1: Hey man! my bitch finally let me travel down to brown town
Person 2: HAHAHA nice, your definitely the Lord of the Rings bro!
Person 2: HAHAHA nice, your definitely the Lord of the Rings bro!
by MasterOfNothing May 9, 2008
Yo man, I feel like i was a fucking hobbit i walked so far and long like those lord of the rings fucks!!!!!
by budman72 April 8, 2009
Possibly the worst,most boring trilogy on the entire planet. The story is set in a fantasy world with midgets and other mythical creatures.
by Oh Hai I Buffed Your Floor September 25, 2010
A new massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) made by Turbine featuring the world of The Lord of The Rings by Sir John Ronald Reuel Tolkien also known as J.R.R. Tolkien. As known as LOTRO, the real name is The Lord of the Rings Online : Shadows of Angmar. The game features itself in Eriador (the region extending from the Shire to the Misty Mountains and including Angmar) where you can be one of 4 races containing the Elves, the Hobbits, Men and Dwarves.
This game could rival World of Warcraft and it is not as addictive as WoW yet. LOTRO will more than anything annoy you with all the different quests and deeds to accomplish, and if you ever enter the Shire, you will leave with a death wish for all those annoying hobbits who cannot do anything by themselves and must ask you to endanger you life for absolutely pointless thing, with useless food as reward.
This game could rival World of Warcraft and it is not as addictive as WoW yet. LOTRO will more than anything annoy you with all the different quests and deeds to accomplish, and if you ever enter the Shire, you will leave with a death wish for all those annoying hobbits who cannot do anything by themselves and must ask you to endanger you life for absolutely pointless thing, with useless food as reward.
Hobbit (NPC of the Lord of the Rings Online): Hello stranger, I killed a deer with my sling, but a bear came and took off with the deer carcass to the bears-den up north. Would you accept to go retrieve my precious sling?
You: What? But they're bears! They will tear me up and devour my corpse! Aw heck, I'll do it.
*Goes to the bear's den and comes back after many deaths and torn limbs.*
You: There! I have your sling! Now give me my reward!
Hobbit: Oh! Thank you stranger! Here are some boiled carrots for your brave efforts.
You: What? But they're bears! They will tear me up and devour my corpse! Aw heck, I'll do it.
*Goes to the bear's den and comes back after many deaths and torn limbs.*
You: There! I have your sling! Now give me my reward!
Hobbit: Oh! Thank you stranger! Here are some boiled carrots for your brave efforts.
by Playingood June 16, 2007