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Long timer 

A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.
Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!
Long timer by Vovalicious October 6, 2009
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longtime 

Longtime, a word used for many purpasus. Originaly stolen from the movie . Original line was "Me so horney i love you long time." Longtime has undergorn a radical change. it now can be used in place of many words.
"Cya luke". "Longtime"
"What's going on longtime"
"how long are you going to be doing that job?" "Longtime"
longtime by baker_gt August 24, 2006

Good longtime

Original line is " me love you long time" from the Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket.

Has evolved over the years but is usually used as a form of acknowledgment instead of saying excellent or cool.

"Hey bro whats going on wanna chill?"

"Good longtime"

Can also denote the quality of something and longtime vice versa.

A Ferrari is good longtime but a holden Commodore is longtime.
"Scaarn on Cunt?"
"Good longtime"
Good longtime by Chopper 597 February 4, 2019

lovie longtime

A female chink, Asian prostitute. What a hooker gives you.
From the movie "Platoon" then exploited by many rappers such as "2 Live Crew" with the Lyric "me so horny, me lovie longtime"
That hoe gave me lovie longtime and some sucky sucky n-shit.
lovie longtime by Echappy November 29, 2006

Longtimeshowtime 

I had a longtimeshowtime yesterday.

longtimeshowtime 

I had a Longtimeshowtime last night!
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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