4 definitions by Vovalicious

Top Definition
A woman, usually 6' or taller, who is drop-dead gorgeous.
Coworker: Damn, son, did you see that new girl working in client services?

Other Coworker: Who?

Coworker: She's a brunette, 6' foot tall, with a wicked smile.

Other Coworker: Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, she is definitely a Tall Glass of Pretty.

by Vovalicious April 14, 2009
Office Work Player. A person who flirts with all the girls in the office.

Also, a person who has more than one office wife.
Coworker - Were you just flirting with KK?

Other Coworker - Yeah, she's hot!

Coworker - Dawg, how many office wives you got?

Other Coworker - Five, I think.

Coworker - You are such a wayer.
by Vovalicious September 04, 2008
A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.
Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!
by Vovalicious October 06, 2009
Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.
You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."
by Vovalicious May 07, 2012

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