Log Twobbling 

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

Log Twobbling by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

log twobbling 

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.

Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.

log twobbling by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010

Log Twoddling 

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

Log Twoddling by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010