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Llama Daddy 

A guy who demonstrates exceptional abilities in the art of giving a girl oral sex (see Llamas).

This title is only earned after receiving numerous compliments on their Llama-giving abilities.
"Mmm...baby you gave me the best Llama ever before you left. You're my Llama Daddy!"

"Girl, put yo' pants back on! I ain't yo' Llama Daddy!"

"Sorry, I'm already someone else's Llama Daddy. :/"
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llama daddy's kitchen 

a five-star restaurant that delivers food using specially trained llamas.
E: Have you ever ordered from Llama Daddy's Kitchen?
A: Nope.
S: You loser
llama daddy's kitchen by eeeeeva January 11, 2021