LIDL

The cheapest supermarket possibly ever, if u were to shoplift till u couldent carry anyhting else and u walked out ur loot would probobly not equal 3£ or 5$. also there produce has never been herd of anywhere else e.g. high juice (diluted soft drink) or krostenburg (24 crate of alcohol for 5£) on a busy day theres like 6 cars in the parking lot. max

Here at LIDL we pay u to shop at our stores
I LOVE LIDL

by Andrew Marno October 8, 2006

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A German multi national market company that is set to take on Tesco in 2050. Cheap brands and cheap labour is extended in order for the lower class citizens to afford it like myself . Apart from the brand being completely undistinguishable compared to commercial products there is simply no difference.

"Lidls" own brand of shampoo, beacuse your worthless.

Person 1: I'm going to the Lidls shop right now, would you wait for me across the counter?

Person 2: No way man, I don't want be seen around with you in Lidls, friends will think I'm cheap.!

Person 3: Fuck off, I'm human you know. I need to eat something to live!

by Lonelybastard February 5, 2010

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A good shop to buy satellite equipment from.

Lidl have good offers on FTA Receivers and satellite dishes sometimes.

by djchrissy August 19, 2004

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The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.

The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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a german supermarket. the worst in quality supermarket in greece. greeks make fun of them by saying the bad quality for example: ai gut uh deektsionery frawm leedle end ai bikeim da masta awf speling!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!

i bought an antivirus from lidl and my computer got embola. birthday cake from lidl for a really sad birthday.

by spongebob202red September 17, 2015

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