Lidls 

A German multi national market company that is set to take on Tesco in 2050. Cheap brands and cheap labour is extended in order for the lower class citizens to afford it like myself . Apart from the brand being completely undistinguishable compared to commercial products there is simply no difference.

"Lidls" own brand of shampoo, beacuse your worthless.

Person 1: I'm going to the Lidls shop right now, would you wait for me across the counter?

Person 2: No way man, I don't want be seen around with you in Lidls, friends will think I'm cheap.!

Person 3: Fuck off, I'm human you know. I need to eat something to live!

Lidls by Lonelybastard February 5, 2010

Pussy Lids 

When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy

“We got so high last night, did you see Gavin’s eyes? He had mad pussy lids”

Pussy Lids by pussylids69 January 30, 2019

The middle of Lidl 

The perineum. The guiche. The bit between your junk and arse hole.

Darling, can you please apply some moisturiser to the middle of Lidl? It's stinging like a motherfucker.

The middle of Lidl by Samuel Martin Crique December 8, 2019

Nicklas Lidstrom 

the best defenseman in the NHL right now. Plays for the Detroit Red Wings. Helped the Wings to win 3 Stanley Cup titles and won the Conn Smythe Trophy as the most valuable player for the 02 playoffs. Also won the Norris Trophy for the best defenseman for 3 straight years from 01-03. Has been nominated for the award for a total number of 7 times in his career so far.

Nicklas Lidstrom might be the next captain for the Red Wings after Steve Yzerman retires in the next year or 2

Nicklas Lidstrom by go_wings June 1, 2006

Lilsboa

Used in place of the name of a cat. Derived from the name Lily and a Boa Constrictor.

Person 1: hows your lilsboa doing?
Person: She's called Malcolm... Shes about to keel over

Lilsboa by Smelybelly February 12, 2015

FAT LILS 

in the words of Charlie, this is a definition of when a female has abnormally large breasts, often deceivingly so.

'Shit, when she took off her top she had some fat lils!'

FAT LILS by CRAZYJAMESG June 24, 2006

Lilsquidding 

1. To obnoxiously assert that you know more than most people about a topic when in fact you are totally fucking clueless.

2. To bother people in a provoking manner.

Yea man, squid was Lilsquidding the shit out of all the officers in the guild and eventually got kicked.

Lilsquidding by Nazdnaz March 13, 2018