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7.
A research and information geek.
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.
"If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up." -- comic caption
by Jenne Bunny November 07, 2007
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8.
Code word for Lesbians when you want to talk about them but do not want them to know you are talking about them.
Wow, there are a lot of librarians in this bar.

I heard your sister is hanging with the librarians now.
by coltrane3456 October 08, 2009
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9.
Member of the political Libertarian Party.
Dorothy was neither a Republican or a Democrat. She was a member of the Libertarian Party and identified herself as a Librarian.
by Sassy Arkansassy February 01, 2009
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10.
see ugly old people that know a lot about books.
Can be used as an insult.
Librarians say "get out of my library you unlearning people"
by Merk November 21, 2003
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11.
General term to describe a library worker. A librarian is traditionally one who collects, catalogs and makes materials (usually books) available for library patrons. Presently, due to the increased popularity of alternative "information sources" (primarily the Internet), one can sense an inferiority complex within the profession as a whole. Because of these feelings of inadequacy, librarians are facing a collective identity crisis, trying to redefine their place in light of the more sophisticated information world. A modern definition that all can agree on has yet to be found. In reality however, the librarian is a breed dying at the hand's of technological Darwinism. Most librarians will vehemently deny this truth, arguing that, basically, the general populace is lost and greatly inconvenienced without their help. Time will certainly show us otherwise.
See librarian catalog. See librarian at the reference desk.
by maffei1 July 17, 2006
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12.
A person who is so anal that they have sought a job to define their compulsive tendencies. As librarians, these 'overly enthusiastic' individuals can not only revel in their compulvieness, they can force it on other people too. Librarians often bait people into their dens by offering information or entertainment, usually of the wholesome kind.

Information in Librarian dens (often called Libraries) is sorted meticulously by a variety of nonsensical systems. Some libaries have been known to assign numbers to CDs in the order they purchase them and then organize them by number, effectively hindering any person from finding the CD that they want.
"Shh! This is a library!"
-Common Librarian Quote
by Tim Miller January 03, 2004
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13.
Those people who go off at you when you talk too loudly.
Librarian: *grabs their megaphone* 'Shhhhh!'
by Rock DJ June 18, 2005
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