Old men having sex with each other or old men having an orgie/orgy.
"Wow that lemon last night was awesome," says the old man.
by Samanthaaaaaaaaa October 14, 2006
In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations.


Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing.

PWP: Stands for “Porn Without Plot” or “Plot? What Plot?” Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, it’s all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime.

You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.
Um... lemon... ^__^;;
by .BaKa-NEKO. November 06, 2007
an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.
My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.
by Susy Zimzel December 07, 2002
Sour shit life can give you, and with which you can do whatever the hell you want.
1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell.
by therapeutic June 20, 2010
I don't know what everyone else is talkin about. A Lemon's a fruit. A little yellow fruit.
I like to eat lemons. Cause they're a fruit.
by pdavis93 July 28, 2010
A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.

Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.

This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.

The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.

My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.

The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.

My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
by Brett Heneghan August 14, 2006
What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.
Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me
by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005
A person who is really sour and bitter, but can be nice a person at times
"Mate stopping being a lemon"
by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014
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